It is mere trivia I am quite surprized that no one has figured out the obvious fact...but you asked for it....Some how during an epoxy induced stuppor the local police department ended up fingerprinting this poor dude for accidently running off with a new carbon fiber paddle from the local Yak shop. As one can clearly see he has burnt the tip of his finger with a hot glue gun in an attempt to disguise his true identity.The suspect is now hiding out tring to scrape off the remains of his fingerprint with a random orbital sander....

Rick