My folks have a small farm here in Oregon. Based on that limited experience, I think what Mark probably needs most is a crew of slave labor...

> I've been thinking about the Mark problem. How about if we all chip in and
> buy him a really old, slow computer for work. If we got him an old enough
> machine, perhaps he couldn't do any work at all and could be a full time
> surf wizard.

> Maybe I should keep thinking. Or, perhaps not.