> If I were to use language to fight this battle, I might say something
> along the line of ...

> Whose bitch (small yapping female dog that snaps ineffectivly at my heels)
> are you? I only ask so that I can return you to your owner so she can
> place you in a burlap bag and drop you off in the river.

George, the true strenth of your character is revealed in this statement. Perhaps you could enlighten me: Why would anyone want to do such a thing?