A little haha that a friend told me the other day.

There are these two Irish sailors who's ship sank in the middle of the ocean. As luck would have it, they find a double kayak adrift and with much work, climb in. The Irish sailors look into the cockpits for paddles.

The first on says, " Did ye find a paddle, Sean?"

The second one answeres, " Nay, Shamus, I just found dis ol' lamp."

So Shamus rubs the lamp and a Genie appears.

The Genie says, " Well boys, I am an old Genie and so I can only grant you one wish."

Being a good Irishman Sean says, "Okay, I want ya ta turn dis whole great ocean into beer!"

" Done!", says the Genie. He then snaps his fingers and all the water in the ocean turns to a fine beer.

Shamus says, " Sean, ya daft bugger! Now we have to pee in the boat!!"

Ian