I'd suggest you take your wife upstairs and chase her around the bedroom a time or two, and quit fantasising about those $20K strippers :-)

> Anyone take a look at the latest issue of Esquire magazine. It has an
> article on high end gifts for the person who has everything. There is a
> little side bar about a guy who builds "museum quality" wood
> strip canoes that go for $20K. Well I was really curious about what a $20K
> wood strip canoes looks like but the picture is really too small to see
> details. I had my head burried in magazine (which has a picture of a very
> naked Sharon Stone on the cover) and was staring at the picture when my
> wife walks in. Maybe it was the naked Sharon Stone on the cover or my
> declaration "look at the $20,000 stripper" but she clearly had
> the wrong impression about the look of lust on my face.

> Maybe it's better she thinks I was looking at Sharon Stone. All last year
> she used to call the Guillemot "that long curvy mistress you visit
> every night in the basement rather than comming to bed"

> Jack