: FYI? A government medical study has discovered that a small, but growing
: percent of the worlds population is being afflicted with a strange
: condition termed the ORKA Disorder. Short for "Obsessive Regenerative
: Kayak Assembly Disorder ", this affliction has been shown to cause
: anti-social behavior by forcing the person to lock themselves in basements
: and garages for months at a time. Common symptoms are hoarding of small
: pieces of wood, uncontrollable urges to obtain fiberglass and resin,
: insomnia and standing around wooden Kayaks, mumbling with glossy eyes.
: Rarer side effects are, and hostile over inflated egos and the inability
: to "let go" of a conflictive BBS Thread. No public announcement
: will be made to confirm this disorder, as the sufferers would immediately
: apply for government disability and revert further. If you have any
: questions, please call…heck, my scarf is dry, I got to go!

Hey, I know all of them -- thru this BBS.