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Re: Who you callin' heavy??!

By:Roger Nuffer
Date: 11/14/2000, 1:53 pm

In Response To: Who you callin' heavy??! (Bill Price)

Top 10 advantages of a heavy kayak:

10~ You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water

9~ In reference to #10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are

8~ Gravity is on your side when heading down river

7~ Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your yak

6~ You can create wakes for other kayaks to surf on $:\$

5~ You get the right-of-way in shipping lanes

4~ Gun turrets on deck are allowed

3~ Cool retracting portage wheels

2~ It separates the men from the boys

1~ Finally an excuse to get a 3/4 ton pickup

Speaking of launching walrii ... *Pic*
Bill Price -- 11/11/2000, 7:05 pm

Re: Snow paddling, lets go!!!
Shawn Baker -- 11/11/2000, 11:40 pm

Re: Snow paddling, lets go!!!
Bill Price -- 11/12/2000, 1:10 am

Re: Snow paddling, lets go!!!
Rehd -- 11/12/2000, 12:18 am

Re: Snow paddling, lets go!!!
Bill Price -- 11/12/2000, 12:54 am

Re: Speaking of launching walrii ...
Roger Nuffer -- 11/11/2000, 10:48 pm

Vital stats: Needs a diet :-)
Bill Price -- 11/13/2000, 9:43 pm

Re: Vital stats: Featherweight :-)
Mike Hanks -- 11/14/2000, 12:03 am

Who you callin' heavy??!
Bill Price -- 11/14/2000, 12:20 pm

Re: kayak demolition derby *Pic*
Mike Hanks -- 11/14/2000, 9:59 pm

Re: kayak demolition derby
Bill Price -- 11/15/2000, 12:37 am

Re: kayak demolition derby
Mike Hanks -- 11/15/2000, 1:52 am

Re: Who you callin' heavy??!

Roger Nuffer -- 11/14/2000, 1:53 pm

Roger Nuffer -- 11/14/2000, 3:49 am

Re: Speaking of launching walrii ...
Roger Nuffer -- 11/12/2000, 2:35 am

walrus
gisela -- 11/21/2000, 9:25 am

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