Someone anonymously emailed me saying that this would be the BEST way to correspond with you since we never get a response from you using our corporate email system.

Mark, we've got a plane to build but we can't seem to get it out the door and into the air. I see you hunched over that (multi-tasking) computer of yours ALL day, but we still don't have a product? Why? I think that computer is really slowing you down? I never really cared for that fancy typewriter!

By the way, what are these kayak things everybody is talking about here? Based on the date/time stamps of your contributions (and SOOOO many of them), this MUST be work related but I don't understand its relevance to Boeing. Help me out!

Your boss,

"Your Conscience"