: ok, i'm one of those cronic "read out loud" readers. i'm stumped.
: how should i pronounce "rehd". reed? red? ray-ed? i've got to
: know. its driving me crazy. how am i supposed to read out loud when i
: don't know how to pronounce it?
: in a quandry,
: hitman

Well, I started out as just plain Red, as in color crayons and blood. But, as I got to making stuff, and baking stuff, and now faking stuff, I decided that Red just wasn't me. So, I added the silent H to kinda give it some attitude. Like all the stars....kinda.

Or, I was Larry, but there were too many Larry's at work, so I went to Red. But, alas, there was another Red already in the P.O. here is Fresburg, so, I was told I couldn't be Red. Well, I told them Kiss my rosie Rehd one. Attitude!!! And now, I'm the only Rehd in the entire P.O.!! ( as in Fire Engine )

I just like to be a little different.

But, Not Rhed!! That's a bit "airy" for me. Thanks for you concern and I'm glad to set you on the right track. Sorry about all the sleepless nights and tranquilizers.

Rehd

P.S.( Ray-ed is O.K. if you happen to be Female and Drop-Dead Gorgeous and live in the deep south, say.......Rome, Georgia! Love them Georgia Peaches! )