Chip's is good, but this is my favourite copyright warning; from the website of Steve Rimmer/Alchemy Mindworks, maker of graphics conversion software (among other strange things):

All the information at our web page is as accurate as we can make it. Alchemy Mindworks accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by your use of these pages, however it happens. If you can figure out a way for any of this to cause you loss, damage or expense, you have a sneakier mind than any of us. This page and all dependent pages are copyright © 1994 - 2004 Alchemy Mindworks. No portion of these pages may be reproduced in whole or in part without the express written permission of the copyright holders.

Should you fail to register any of the evaluation software available through our web pages and continue to use it, be advised that a leather-winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you'd want to know that.

Alchemy Mindworks accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by leather-winged demons of the night, either.