You Boys got waaaaaaaayyy too much time on your hands.

Just thought I'd write and give you the bad news..... Do you honestly expect me to believe that wild concoction of yours? I never sent my cookies!!

What exactly did those things look like???

Ya know I've been watching the news reports myself and have seen the latest info on the dissappearance of the plastic explosives from the National Guard Armory down in San Antonio, Texas... It was left over form the basic training course the Army had down there during the mid 60's to late 70's. They were using it for some experimental low yield, non-radiation type Plastique( C-5a ) Reportedly it would self-detonate in temps. approaching 42* F. and actually became way too volital to be worked with. They were working on the substance to work in mortars or artiliary and it would take out something like 250 square yards when only an ounce of it was detonated. It was being kept refrigerated until they could get approval from the local government to transport to a safe holding area down here in Southern Calif. near the toxic waste dump at Kettleman Hills, near Kettleman City. They couldn't get permission to transport the stuff across the New Mexico bad lands for obvious reasons.
The stuff was reported missing several weeks ago, and it is feared, lost in a major paperwork shuffle in both the Guard Armory and more importantly in the Pentagon, dept. of Defense itself.
It was rumored that it was mistakenly picked up by a driver for some Homeless Shelter type food service facility. No name was mentioned having been seen on the vehicle. Some theorize that it was probably given to the homeless in that local area. In checking the local services, it was found that some supplies mysteriously appearing at some shelters, already haveing full kitchens, was donated to the Red Cross and got distributed to several needy facilities immediately after that.
However those materials may have appeared in your freezer, I would recommend against consuming any of it until such time as the Health, and Defense Departments can be contacted and materials examined. You can never tell.!!! I understand that as long as it was kept refrigerated there would not be a problem. Once it warms up it becomes very hazardous and requires extreme caution in handling and disposal. Good thing you two and your families live up there where the snow will keep the temps down.
If consumed, I would be afraid that it would be somewhat Toxic, and of course, there's the possibility that........ well, uh... Hey Russ, how are you two fixed for Ant-acids???

I myself have just Today received a couple of vats of some highly suspicious thick liquid substance, but have yet to determine just what it is. Whom-ever bottled this stuff has to be part of your conspiracy theory as they used your local address as a return, so as to implicate you as a possible suspect.
I have no clue what it could possibly be, never seen anything like it,but out of concern for your health and well-being, I'm not going to turn it over to any of the local authorities. I have just the place to store it. In the back of the frige where all the vegies go do die. NOBODY ever looks there for anything and comes away in good health. I keep all the cookies supplies back in that sections also, wood flour and so forth. I'll have to remember not to mix it up with that stuff. Might end up being part of some new recipe.... kind of....... hey, remember me talking about that Maple/Sugar recipe I was considering??? Who's to know that I didn't actually invent it and have the ingredients to make them up. Ha!! Couldn't have worked better if I'd have planned it myself.

Hey, you guys take care and uh.. in order to be sure your families are kept out of harms way, you may want to head on down to Wal-Mart or someplace like that when you need to use the facilities.... You know..... just in case!! ??

Best of luck to ya Guy and so we know you are O.K., try to keep in touch every now and then... just so's we know you are in good health. No more disappearing for months at a time.

You take care and I'll be sure your stocking has a little something in it next year.... Or, maybe I should send it to your wife..... so everyone will actually get a chance to share. Whattaya think?? Or maybe address it to Nick, for the Meet At The Beach, 2002.

The Rehdman

P.S. ( hey bud, first liar doesn't stand a chance where I come from, or didn't your Daddy teach you that?)

P.S. ( thanks again and I'll let you know how this turns out )