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Re: I can help you. Just send me ALL your lumber :
By:Bob
Date: 2/13/2002, 2:28 pm
In Response To: I can help you. Just send me ALL your lumber :) (Roger Nuffer)

: The best thing to do is remove all items pertaining to your addiction from
: your residence. Since I'm such a nice guy I'm willing to accept your
: burden. Load up the truck and head to the nearest UPS depot. This of
: course includes items such as table saws and bandsaws. Sure you could
: justify keeping them by saying, "But I can use them to build other
: useful items around the house", but in reality they will draw you
: back into your habit.

: Don't be fooled by "I'll just make one bead and cove cedar strip"
: cause that's all it takes. Before you know it you'll be making another and
: another. You’ll find yourself stumbling out of the garage at 4 in the
: morning not knowing what happened. "Honest honey. I was just going to
: lay up one strip. Before I knew it there was a half dozen on each side.
: How they got there I don't know. It's all kind of a blur."

: But deep down inside you know what happened cause you snapped a couple of
: shots for the BBS. There's the proof. Detailed images of a cheater strip
: on the bow and what do we see in the background? It looks like 3 empty
: cans of Mtn Dew!

: Let me help you Bob. There is a way out. Load the truck NOW. Send in care of
: Roger to: BBA (Boat Builders Anonymous)
: I'll Take It All Ave.
: Clear Heartwood, NM

: PS I’m sure I don’t have a problem. I just can’t figure out why they are
: building my new house first and then the garage. Shouldn’t the garage be
: built first? Yes that’s it! Once the garage is complete, they can use my
: power tools to help them build the house (as long as the house building
: doesn’t interfere with my strongback).
I am moved to tears by your selfless generosity. In all seriousness I do have a radial arm saw that needs some work and needs a new home. If any one feels that they need it drop me an email. You will need to pick it up, I'm located about 15 miles north of the mouth of the Columbia River on the coast.
Bob

Messages In This Thread

Seeking: So many boats, So little time
Elliott -- 2/12/2002, 7:45 am
Re: Seeking: So many boats, So little time *Pic*
Bob -- 2/12/2002, 10:04 am
The 1st step is recognizing you have a problem *NM*
Roger Nuffer -- 2/12/2002, 5:38 pm
2nd step is in the direction of a lumberyard :) *NM*
Paul G. Jacobson -- 2/12/2002, 11:18 pm
Re: The 1st step is recognizing you have a problem
Bob -- 2/12/2002, 6:17 pm
I can help you. Just send me ALL your lumber :)
Roger Nuffer -- 2/13/2002, 12:17 pm
Re: I can help you. Just send me ALL your lumber :
Bob -- 2/13/2002, 2:28 pm
Re: No problem!
Don Beale -- 2/12/2002, 11:21 pm
Re: Seeking: So many boats, So little time
Elliott -- 2/12/2002, 2:37 pm
Re: Seeking: So many boats, So little time
daren neufeld -- 2/12/2002, 9:38 am