Funny story as constructed, no doubt. One nagging question that might be asked to establish something like a baseline for the credibility would be; Just how much epoxy, and in what mass, are we talking about here on said perp's pants?

Has anyone in the group "accidentally" spilled that quantity of epoxy on themselves and not noticed it?

On the other side of the coin, I was always taught by my "fish story telling uncle" that one of the objective responsibilities of the tale spinner is to push the boundaries of the event in a carefully woven stream of incredulity. That is, 'till someone calls you on it then you can back off and the rest of the tale stands uncontested.

So what I want to know is; just who is going to step up and continue to flesh out this wandering minstrel of a story? It just might have some legs.

Chris