: I guess I don't know whether to be pleased or insulted... I publish my share
: of garbage just like the rest of us. 50% of the builders out there would
: disagree with my opinions and building methods; so what? It starts to get
: boring if you don't mix it up a little.

: - Chip

Let's start mixing then...

So, is it going to be a quick release velcro arm strap with a snap on bracket for the hose end or should it be a chest mount harness with a mouthpiece to direct the hose? What about a helmet with the hose mounted way up on top? Flip the "On" switch and stick you head down to within an inch or two of your project surface. This way it sucks up the sawdust and you get a close view of your progress. Now, for the name of this hands-free system... How 'bout "The Chipper" (just to give credit where credit's due)
SMF

PS: I'm in the 50% of builders that agrees with most of your crazy ideas. I can just imagine you going out to the shop for your morning workout, turn on some music, strap a vac hose to each arm and start sanding. Too funny.