: I probably shouldn't have put all that gator stuff on my web pages, as it
: only serves to further the public's misconceptions about these fascinating
: creatures.

: Gators are not the least bit aggressive, unless it is a female guarding a
: nest. In which case, she closely resembles a stressed-out soccer mom in an
: SUV at rush hour, and likewise, it is generally considered healthful to
: stay out of her way.

: Always remember this handy trick: rubbing a gator's belly will make him fall
: fast asleep so you can get away safely. For those too large to pin down,
: just prop their mouth open with a stick and pull a tooth out with a pair
: of pliers. It will grow another one soon, but it annoys the critter so
: badly it will leave you alone. And the tooth makes a cool necklace or
: keychain ornament. With really big specimens, the tooth makes a fine gear
: shift knob (especially for a "three-on-the-tree"). But remember
: to take the stick out before releasing him.

: Cheers,
: Kurt Maurer

Funny stuff Kurt, I like it. Your gator strategy reminded of some advice I was given for dealing with great white sharks. You punch them on the nose as hard as you can and if that doesn't work you poke them in the eye with the stump.

Reg