Reminds me about advice for traveling in bear country:

Always bring a pair of running shoes.

Bear ID: If you see a bear, climb a tree.


• If it climbs the tree after you, it's a black bear
  
• If it knocks down the tree and eats you, it's a grizzly
  
• If it can stand on its hind legs and reach you, it's a Kodiak
  
• If there are no trees and everything is white, it's a Polar bear.

  Bear scat ID:
  

• Black bear scat has twigs and berry seeds in it.
  
• Grizzly scat contains bells and smells of pepper

  Remember: you can't outrun a bear. Put on the running shoes so you can outrun your traveling companions!

Shawn

: Funny stuff Kurt, I like it. Your gator strategy reminded of some advice I
: was given for dealing with great white sharks. You punch them on the nose
: as hard as you can and if that doesn't work you poke them in the eye with
: the stump.

: Reg