: My wife hasn't caught onto that yet...*shh!!* don't tell her!

Your nuts! Of course she's figured it out. She's just playing along, letting you think she hasn't figured it out, knowing that as long as she keeps quiet about your tools and boats, you'll keep quiet about all her horse stuff - which is probably much more expensive!

Ahhhh... that was your wife who is involved in the horses, right? Otherwise, "never mind".

Rick