Hello Rehd,

There was a shortage of consonants when I was born. The last thing I need to do is add another one to my name. "Paging Mr... uhm... Mr Sw... Sw... Swee..." "Yes, that's me, Mr. Schweizer." "No sir, I don't think that's what this says." "Yeah, Schweizer... SwIt'-zur, that's me." "No, sorry, I'm looking for Mr. Swee-(pause)-zeyer." "Yeah, okay, call me what you want... it's me!" "Sir I'm going to have you removed." "It's me doggone it, Mr. Schweizer." "Security!!!"

Yours truly,

Mahlcolm Schwheizher
P.S. Forever I thought it was "Reed," until I read your profhile.