By morning I mean 10-11 AM. LOTS of coffee is the secret.

I just got this in my inbox this morning, thought it was applicable:

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we woudn't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show it to me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

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: Your Brain works in the morning?
: Whats your trick?
: Takes me 3 hrs & expresso before I can see which edge of the saw has
: teeth.
: Dave