: First, it should be known that 90-95% of my unconventional ideas are truly
: bad. But now and again I get one right. Here's one, and I have absolutely
: no idea if/how it could work. Why not purchase a top/bottom out of goretex
: or waterproof/breathable fabric, ideally at a discount, then modify them
: to create your own drysuit?

: Also, if you don't care much about waterproof/breathable, you could get a
: cheap cotton jumpsuit, dip it in a vat of thinned silicone, hang it up to
: dry and Presto-Chester!, you've got yourself a dry suit. Secure the
: neck/arm/leg holes with duct tape and there you are. AND THEN there's the
: purely duct tape version: put on long underwear and have a friend duct
: tape like a wild man. Then cut a slit (verrry carefully) down the front
: and there's your entry/exit hole.

: ad delirium,
: Wayne

Wayne,

I warned you about not wearing a respirator while using that vinyl cement.

Between the two of us we could publish the "Duct Tape Chronicles". Ha!

Tom