Lennie, proceed cautiously here! You "think" you have a wonderful wife, and you "think" you got a wonderful birthday gift, but women are cunning and sneaky. She's just setting you up for her own personal gain and playing you like a fiddle.

Here she is, being all nice and loving, buying you great gifts, then all of a sudden... BAM! She walks in the door with a piece of diamond jewlery the size of a golf ball, and then what are you going to say????? "Gee, honey, thanks for being so wonderful to me, but babe, that rock you're wearing gots to go back!". Uh huh - just try that. Hope your medical insurance is all paid up.

Your best bet is to get rid of that tool, man, before it's too late! You'll be busy watching your 6 to see what other ploys she's got in mind, so just send the thing to me and I'll take care of it for you. Meanwhile, keep your guard up, and don't you dare let her buy you not one single thing!!!!

Rick

PS - Just in case there is any doubt with anyone who read this, I'm definitely jealous and just toying with Lennie. :-)