: Man, I thought for a second this was a response to Robert Pruden's dog-naming
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Hmmmmm! Screwie! Maybe that's the name we want over here. Imagine this scenario: I let the Screwie outside to do her dog thing on the lawn. Being a hound dog, she finishes her bio-function then gets her nose to the ground and disappears around the corner. I come out to call her back in and she is gone so I call for her. Unbeknownst to me, either some of the University coeds or Bubba, newly released from Edmonton's maximum security penitentury, go walking past just as I call the pooch. Perhaps Screwie ain't such a good name.

Robert N Pruden