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Re: Off Topic: You might be a kayak builder if....
By:Rick Sylvia
Date: 11/21/2003, 10:00 am
In Response To: Re: Off Topic: You might be a kayak builder if.... (Tony W.)

... you might be a kayak or kayak builder if... (continued)

42. If you have 6" pieces of B&C cedar strips at your office and refer to them as "desk toys".

43. If you've ever made coasters from the remnants of epoxy that you popped out of the bottom of the plastic mixing cups.

44. If your boss asks you if you can use a cedar stump he found at the dump, and you say "You bet!".

45. If the boss walks into your office, asks what you are doing, and you say, "lookin at pictures of strippers on the net", and he doesn't look at you funny and fire you on the spot.

46. If your co-workers stand around the water cooler pretending to practice their golf swing, while you practice your forward stroke.

47. If a storm is brewing and you take your wife's $5,000 motorcycle out of the garage, so that you can get your $500 kayak in.

48. If you refer to windy days by using the Beaufort scale.

49. If you switched your fake laugh from "yuk, yuk, yuk" to "yak, yak, yak".

50. If you and your spouses conversations about "gettin into her skirt, maybe a little paddlin, your forward stroke, and rollin around" no longer have any sexual connotations (and after number 47, they won't for at least a week).

Messages In This Thread

Off Topic: How many forum members......
KenC -- 11/19/2003, 10:00 pm
Guilty as charged...to all of the above! VRYFunny! *NM*
Bill Cruz -- 11/23/2003, 3:47 pm
Re: Off Topic: You might be a kayak builder if....
Tony W. -- 11/21/2003, 8:29 am
There's one more you forgot...
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 12:03 pm
Re: There's one more you forgot... *LINK*
Tony W. -- 11/21/2003, 12:31 pm
Of course, the HOOP HOUSE. Now I remember *NM*
Robert N Pruden -- 12/1/2003, 8:41 pm
Re: Off Topic: You might be a kayak builder if....
Rick Sylvia -- 11/21/2003, 10:00 am
The Internet in 1492
Kurt Maurer -- 11/21/2003, 10:44 am
spewing coffee on the screen...
George Jungle -- 11/23/2003, 9:25 pm
Re: spewing coffee on the screen...
Kurt Maurer -- 11/23/2003, 10:10 pm
ROTFLMAO! *NM*
Shawn Baker -- 11/22/2003, 12:20 pm
Re: Smurfs don't need... *Pic*
Rehd -- 11/21/2003, 2:10 am
You've just solved a problem for me, Rhed
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 11:52 am
What's really amazing . . .
Mike Scarborough -- 11/20/2003, 5:38 pm
Re: Nice attempt to change the subject :b *NM*
Scott Ferguson -- 11/20/2003, 6:30 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
mike loriz -- 11/20/2003, 4:43 pm
Re: Off Topic: Consider a light bulb candle
Scott Ferguson -- 11/20/2003, 6:26 pm
Re: Off Topic: Consider a light bulb candle
mike loriz -- 11/20/2003, 8:47 pm
Re: Off Topic: Not another traditionalist *NM*
Roger Nuffer -- 11/20/2003, 5:32 pm
You forgot one other kind of post...
Robert N Pruden -- 11/20/2003, 4:15 pm
Re: You forgot one other kind of post...
Paul Jacob -- 11/20/2003, 4:27 pm
Re: You forgot one other kind of post...
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 11:45 am
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU....
Peter -- 11/20/2003, 3:35 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU....
mike loriz -- 11/20/2003, 7:16 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU....
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 11:44 am
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU....
mike loriz -- 11/21/2003, 5:13 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU....
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 11:03 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members..HAIKU.... *NM*
Steve Ryan -- 11/21/2003, 3:40 pm
Oops, I meant fell on my 'butt' *NM*
mike loriz -- 11/20/2003, 7:25 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
Hans -- 11/20/2003, 1:46 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
Dave -- 11/20/2003, 2:48 pm
Re: Off Topic: And 4000 members finding ...
Tom Bastiansen -- 11/20/2003, 10:27 am
Ahhhh, they're comin outta the woodwork now *NM*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/20/2003, 4:18 pm
Re: Off Topic: And 4000 members finding ...
Dave -- 11/20/2003, 1:29 pm
Re: Off Topic: And 4000 members finding ...
Robert N Pruden -- 11/20/2003, 4:19 pm
Broken bulb = potato time *NM*
Glen Smith -- 11/20/2003, 10:04 pm
potatoe *NM*
Danny Cox -- 11/21/2003, 7:24 am
Tater *NM*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2003, 11:39 am
And 248 lurkers who....
Frank Eberdt -- 11/19/2003, 10:33 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
Rehd -- 11/19/2003, 10:31 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
Tony Bligh -- 11/20/2003, 11:09 pm
Re: Off Topic: How many forum members......
Glen Smith -- 11/20/2003, 11:11 pm