: I could also save the extra labour and just buy
: one of those hats with the built-in beer can holder complete with sip
: tube. Then again, that might cause my center of balance to shift too much
: with all that weight up there. I'd have to drink the beers to avoid the
: risk of imbalance and that would create a new problem.

: Robert N Pruden

Couldn't you solve that simply with more tubing? :-)