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Re: Off Topic: Bet this makes ya grin!
By:robin Boys
Date: 1/10/2009, 7:05 pm
In Response To: Off Topic: Bet this makes ya grin! (Ken Sutherland)

: Dear Abby,

: I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
: usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
: been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their
: names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.

: I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually
: fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I
: think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she
: went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I
: hid in the garage behind my kayak so I could get a good view of the whole
: street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'
: When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her
: panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
: crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the
: blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece carbon fibre touring
: paddle.

: Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop
: where I bought it?

I see Cabin Fever has set in early.
Nice sunny weather over here.
Robin

Messages In This Thread

Off Topic: Bet this makes ya grin!
Ken Sutherland -- 1/10/2009, 6:12 pm
Re: Off Topic: Bet this makes ya grin!
george jung -- 1/15/2009, 12:08 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 1/12/2009, 2:53 pm
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Ken Sutherland -- 1/12/2009, 7:04 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 1/14/2009, 12:31 am
Yup! It made me grin!!! *NM*
Gennie -- 1/11/2009, 5:36 am
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skiffrace -- 1/10/2009, 8:10 pm
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Paul Wiley -- 1/10/2009, 8:09 pm
Re: Off Topic: Bet this makes ya grin!
robin Boys -- 1/10/2009, 7:05 pm
I'm pissin' my pants *NM*
Glen Smith -- 1/10/2009, 6:23 pm