: Greetings, Y'all

: Linda and I be headin' out to da Caribbean today. I will be staying
: with Mr M. Schweizer for a couple of weeks while researching
: ocean kayaking on warm water, the Rasta movement and Guinness
: consumption under conditions of hot ambient conditions, in that
: order. I am bring my own ice floe since hearing that there is an
: ice shortage on the Caribbean Ocean. I will be journaling,
: making voice recordings of interviews with local representatives
: and, of course, taking photographs of the experience. Malcolm
: has offered to take me on a 20-mile ocean paddle which should
: include 6-8 ft swells. I kinda hope they are bigger but I will
: take what I can get. Stay tuned for a fairly long trip report.
: Oh yes, apparently I am forbidden to bring along my Speedo so I
: will be shopping for a mankini (also known as a banana hammock -
: ala Borat) while on the island.

: Robert (Headi)N(out) Pruden

That sounds like very important research for the good of all humanity...minus the fruity hammock.
Did you apply for a grant to fund this project? :)

Aaron