I'm a huge believer in the power of the squeegee. My all time favorite squeegee is the credit card. I collect the fake ones that come in the mail as CC come-ons, AARP propaganda, etc. Gotta watch 'em though, some of the cheap b*stards use cardboard to make their fake cards. I demand quality in my junk mail, really hacks me off when they pull that sorta stuff. Clean 'em off with white vinegar after use, they last forever.

I have learned that if you go to a decent bankruptcy attorney's office, they're likely to have a bucket full of defunct credit cards that they strongly advised their clients to cancel and toss. Bet you didn't know that. (No, I wasn't a client. As the old saying goes, "I started out with nothing and still have most of it.")