Ah yes- the more rum you drink the more fish you'll see! Actually the rum is cheaper than the mixer, and if you can believe some argue even cheaper than the ice. (purified water and electricity to make ice) So you can imagine how a frugal bartender pours a drink! Fortunately I am a light drinker. Two beers and it's a party. I rarely drink mixed drinks. Unfortunately I'm an anomaly down here. I have seen too many lives disrupted by the stuff.

Sounds like you went to Buck Island. I like to go to the shipwreck there and freedive past the scuba tourists. It's just fun when they're all rigged up in their gear and I go swim by at 40 feet. I always just swim along as far as I can then double-back behind the hull and disappear, sneaking behind them to come up for air, leaving them to ponder where I went. I always wanted to get a king Neptune outfit and do that. I imagine them getting back to the boat and saying "no more rum punch for me please."