: What sort of a Texan are you? If you were a Canadian, well, you'd
: be french.

LMAO! You better be nice to me, or I'm sendin' another used up Texas governor to be Prez....

Actually, I was never able to see how anyone could stand around in the blazing sun and drink beer, bleah! I'd be sheetfaced in an hour and still thirsty! No sir, I keep frosty cold high quality brews waiting for after the day is done, when they can be truly enjoyed as they should be. Aaah, now that's living, hic.

And just what kind of hat did you THINK would be on my head? Why, it's a Stetson, of course! Silly question, just like a bunch of yankees......

Seriously, it's the best hat I've ever owned, ran across it a few years back in a small general store in Junction, Texas. It's a "new technology hat", whereas you can mush it up and it'll spring right back into shape. Just what I need, 'cuz otherwise I'd have it totally "redesigned" in just a couple road trips. About $40, and looks, feels, and wears just like a decent felt hat ought to.