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Re: Other: Boat Jokes

By:Bryan Hansel
Date: 11/18/2011, 2:02 pm

In Response To: Other: Boat Jokes (John Messinger)

What's the difference between a kayaking guide and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four!

Two fish are swimming along and one hits a wall. What does he say to the other one?
Dam!

What does a kayaking guide keep in his hatches?
All his belongings.

What do you call a kayaking guide who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

Other: Boat Jokes
John Messinger -- 11/17/2011, 5:41 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Etienne Muller -- 11/17/2011, 5:47 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
John Messinger -- 11/17/2011, 6:01 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Bryan Hansel -- 11/18/2011, 2:02 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Etienne Muller -- 11/18/2011, 4:05 pm

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Rob Macks/Laughing Loon CC&K -- 11/18/2011, 4:25 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Etienne Muller -- 11/18/2011, 4:45 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
John Messinger -- 11/18/2011, 11:37 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Robert N Pruden -- 11/21/2011, 11:06 am

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Paul G. Jacobson -- 11/22/2011, 10:56 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Etienne Muller -- 11/23/2011, 4:11 am

Re: Other: Boat Jokes *PIC*
Etienne Muller -- 11/23/2011, 4:27 am

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Bryan Hansel -- 11/18/2011, 4:50 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Robert N Pruden -- 11/18/2011, 4:38 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Etienne Muller -- 11/18/2011, 5:01 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Dan Caouette (CSFW) -- 11/18/2011, 7:03 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
ancient kayaker -- 11/18/2011, 10:15 pm

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Joy -- 11/20/2011, 9:26 am

Re: Other: Boat Jokes
Kirk Fredericks -- 11/20/2011, 4:57 pm

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