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Re: Other: Scorpion in my kayak. Ack!!
By:Kirk Fredericks
Date: 11/23/2011, 10:38 pm
In Response To: Other: Scorpion in my kayak. Ack!! (Malcolm Schweizer)

: There is a beautiful Barque (tall ship) in the harbor so I am
: getting up at 4:30 AM to be 'round the bend by first light. I
: now keep the kayak behind the oleander bushes wrapped in a
: custom cover which now is full of holes. (Darn you, UV!). Amy
: helped me pull out the yak and I played the perilous role of wal
: king the bow through the bushes. As the kayak appeared from the
: darkness Amy said, "oh look, a baby scorpion." Though
: small, this thing was no baby by far. This thing was at least a
: Sophmore in college.

: I grabbed an old boat oar and smacked him to oblivion. Then as we
: loaded the kayak on the XTerrible (X-Terra) something was
: crawling in my hair. Okay, probably just a millipede... Or maybe
: a centipede? Note: centipedes down here are about 10 inches long
: and will put you in the hospital- no kidding. Whew! Just a
: millipede.

: So tonight I will have terrible dreams, and tomorrow I will be a
: bit timid as I paddle out. I have been stung by a scorpion
: before and it is like 3 wasp stings in one, but the pain goes
: away and then your mouth tingles. I know- weird, but that's what
: happens.

: So- tomorrow stay tuned!!!! BTW, I found an old spruce mast that I
: am going to ATTEMPT to tow home tomorrow to resaw with hopes of
: yielding enough for twin SOF's. Wish me luck... And LOTS of it!

: Posted from my iPhone with fat fingers. Forgive any funny words.

Hey Malcolm, we've got a foot of snow here. I just went out to shovel the end of the driveway out AGAIN, but good news, no scorpions in my boots!

Kirk

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Other: Scorpion in my kayak. Ack!!
Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/23/2011, 7:24 pm
Re: Other: Scorpion in my kayak. Ack!!
skrap1r0n -- 11/23/2011, 8:01 pm
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/24/2011, 12:40 am
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Kirk Fredericks -- 11/23/2011, 10:38 pm
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/24/2011, 12:38 am
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John Messinger -- 11/24/2011, 6:26 am
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/24/2011, 10:20 am
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John Messinger -- 11/24/2011, 10:28 am
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David Bynoe -- 11/25/2011, 11:33 am
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Etienne Muller -- 11/24/2011, 8:53 am
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Kurt Maurer -- 11/24/2011, 6:51 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 11/24/2011, 10:40 pm
Re: Other: Scorpion in my kayak. Ack!!
Robert N Pruden -- 11/25/2011, 8:08 pm