So this guy Maroske... he's like a household name. Everyone is raving about his invention. Well I have finally come up with something that will put my name on the map. Forever you will know it as the "Schweizer Sharpener" or "Schweizersharp." Move over Scary Sharp, it's Schweizersharp!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1MTwAOgVE4&feature=plcp

So from now on I expect to see Schweizersharp in future posts. "Hey, I just finished my kayak, thanks to Malcolm's Schweizersharp method, in 1/2 the time it usually takes."

Plans to be offered soon. Kits soon to follow. Book currently pending. Movie rights available to interested parties.

Legal Disclaimer: Patent permanently pending. All rights reserved both public and private, especially the private ones. Malcolm Schweizer is not liable for injury related to the use of the Schweizersharp method, or for damage to household items or small pets. Schweizersharp is not endorsed by the Underwriters Laboratory, but it is used by the Undertakers Laboratory. Not recommended for children under the age of 18 or over the age of 17. Persons using Schweizersharp do so at their own risk- and their family's risk, their pet's risk, and surrounding neighbors' risk. Never run with Schweizersharp, as you may poke your eye out.