: So this guy Maroske... he's like a household name. Everyone is
: raving about his invention. Well I have finally come up with
: something that will put my name on the map. Forever you will
: know it as the "Schweizer Sharpener" or
: "Schweizersharp." Move over Scary Sharp, it's
: Schweizersharp!

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1MTwAOgVE4&feature=plcp

: So from now on I expect to see Schweizersharp in future posts.
: "Hey, I just finished my kayak, thanks to Malcolm's
: Schweizersharp method, in 1/2 the time it usually takes."

: Plans to be offered soon. Kits soon to follow. Book currently
: pending. Movie rights available to interested parties.

: Legal Disclaimer: Patent permanently pending. All rights reserved
: both public and private, especially the private ones. Malcolm
: Schweizer is not liable for injury related to the use of the
: Schweizersharp method, or for damage to household items or small
: pets. Schweizersharp is not endorsed by the Underwriters
: Laboratory, but it is used by the Undertakers Laboratory. Not
: recommended for children under the age of 18 or over the age of
: 17. Persons using Schweizersharp do so at their own risk- and
: their family's risk, their pet's risk, and surrounding
: neighbors' risk. Never run with Schweizersharp, as you may poke
: your eye out.

Dayum, I gotta get me one of them thangs.