: So this guy Maroske... he's like a household name. Everyone is
: raving about his invention. Well I have finally come up with
: something that will put my name on the map. Forever you will
: know it as the "Schweizer Sharpener" or
: "Schweizersharp." Move over Scary Sharp, it's
: Schweizersharp!

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1MTwAOgVE4&feature=plcp

: So from now on I expect u
: "Hey, I just finished my kayak, thanks to Malcolm's
: Schweizersharp method, in 1/2 the time it usually takes."

: Plans to be offered soon. Kits soon to follow. Book currently
: pending. Movie rights available to interested parties.

: Legal Disclaimer: Patent permanently pending. All rights reserved
: both public and private, especially the private ones. Malcolm
: Schweizer is not liable for injury related to the use of the
: Schweizersharp method, or for damage to household items or small
: pets. Schweizersharp is not endorsed by the Underwriters
: Laboratory, but it is used ith Schweizersharp, as you may poke

Speaking of your ideas, Linda spotted a magazine ad for the Malco Paddle Board in a BC mag. We figured you sold the right for someone to build and sell your board. The ad looked cool.

Robert N Pruden