: My daughter departed to school with both SUP's on top a week ago so
: we are now officially empty nesters. She has had a constant line
: of guys asking her to take them out on the SUP's and there is a
: small lake about 5 minutes away so it is an every afternoon
: event. The strip built board has been the hands down winner over
: her top of the line rogue board. So the point of the post is the
: common question on return in investment in strip builds. If she
: gets three free dinners a week the board will probably be paid
: for in one year. If she gets married I have hit the jackpot.

I don't know- you may end up with a freeloading surfer dude. "Dude, that board is, like, soooo sweet. Can I sleep on your couch while you build one for me? Hey, my friends are coming over too but you're invited to the party too bro because you're one of us now."

Do you own a shotgun? You might want to have it close at hand. Don't worry, you won't have to shoot anyone- just point it and say, "Let's play a game boy- it's called 'How fast can you make it off my property?'" Fire a shot into the air and let it rain down on him as he bolts down the driveway.