This reminds me of the old permission to date my daughter form:

http://www.comedycorner.org/39.html

: I don't know- you may end up with a freeloading surfer dude.
: "Dude, that board is, like, soooo sweet. Can I sleep on
: your couch while you build one for me? Hey, my friends are
: coming over too but you're invited to the party too bro because
: you're one of us now."

: Do you own a shotgun? You might want to have it close at hand.
: Don't worry, you won't have to shoot anyone- just point it and
: say, "Let's play a game boy- it's called 'How fast can you
: make it off my property?'" Fire a shot into the air and let
: it rain down on him as he bolts down the driveway.