: Her Lawyer: I must confess Mr Pruden that I have always appreciated
: kayaking and I am impressed with your adventures and your great
: skills at building wood/glass kayaks with your own two hands. It
: is obvious to me that your ex has no idea of the mistake she is
: making so here is what I am going to do for you today. I will
: pay you $20 000 to build me a strip kayak, I want Nick Shade's
: Night Heron, low deck because I love rolling on hot days and I
: have always wanted to surf the big waves. I will pay you an
: additional $10 000 to create some of your original art work on
: the deck and I want that Guinness comment on the bottom of the
: hull. I will convince your ex of the error of her ways, help her
: understand the immense psychological distress she has put you
: under by removing you from your shop in her garage and inform
: her that she has 30 days to either correct the error of her
: ways, reaffirm her love for you, understand that you need to do
: what you need to do when a build is ongoing, and even offer to
: assist you in any way shape or form necessary to be able to
: proceed with a build even if it means you must quit your job and
: work on the build full time, or she will risk being sued for
: inhumane treatment directed toward a vulnerable sector of
: society. I want you to understand that there are people who care
: for and understand what you are going through and we consider
: your treatment by your ex to be unfair and inhumane. Let matters
: to me.

: Robert N Pruden

Your lawyer: give me her lawyer's name, I'm gonna get the caring, sympathetic SOB disbarred - that's is the sort of thing that gives us lawyers a bad name!