: Her lawyer: He said what? He must be from the old school. I
: graduated after the law school started teaching empathy and
: morals. They took the "Lie" out of lieyers. No wait, I
: think we can sue...I'll get back to you...

: Robert N Pruden

His lawyer: I now head a consortium of ruthless and highly-paid lawyers - all of the old school whatever that is purported to be - representing the following corporations: 3M, Intertape, Duck Tape, Frog Tapes, C&H Tapes, Painter's Mate and Bloc-It, together with representatives of Local 101 of the Masking Tape and Allied Workers Association and 60% of the Supreme Court. These foolish efforts to economize by recycling a carefully-engineered automatically-biodegrading product with a chemically embedded and fiscally- appropriate shelf-life shall cease forthwith. Lawyers representing to the contrary have until noon on November 31/12 to either comply or run for the hills. I have arranged for formal papers to be served to all concerned by Sherrif J. W. Pepper *

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cP1ICm10Kk