Oh Clayton, Clayton, Clayton! You have taken me for an amateur. There are no paper catalogs in my house. Paper catalogs document what I actually paid for items. Oh no, no, no. All catalogs are electronic subscriptions, password protected and fully encrypted. All packages are opened at the Post Office and any documentation shredded. Tools are camouflaged with paperwork from the office before entering the house.

Haha. No, actually I have the most awesome wife in the world. She allows the occasional purchase as long as I stay on top of the important stuff such as buying her flowers and Ben & Jerry's. The real trick, however, is to always have a project going for her. I buy tools, she gets fine furnishings, surfboards, and kayaks. It is a beautiful relationship!

:-)