I am amazed at the complete lack or creativity being exhibited by this group this is out of character. On the boring side a hole saw on a drill could work also. You could let a boy scout troop borrow it for a day, You could find a grassy slope with nothing of value at the bottom and take it to the top and fill it with water and let it go. You could take it to a shooting range and put a picture of the presidential candidate of your choosing on it. You could cut it in half and put it over your mail box so the top hatch opening lines up with the mail box. Just curious what do you have against it?